1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate other flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
5. Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! but do not generalise
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands…
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”.
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms. 26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting,
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up. 53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed with their girlfriends…
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”.
59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they’ll realize they’re wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things. 86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed by you or he’s criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.
Creator Lover
Wednesday, 31 August 2011
Wednesday, 17 August 2011
Hey! ni ade lagi...:)
hahaha...aritu aku da post entri yang ni....jom try trick pak GOOgLE kan...so aku nak add cket dari yang aritu..more fun to view!..:) enjoy....
1. Google gravity
Open google.com, Type Google Gravity in the search box and click on I’m feeling Lucky button.Feel the effect of gravity on google. All page components will fall down due to gravity.
2. Epic Google
Open google.com, Type Epic Google in the search box and click on I’m feeling Lucky button. Each component on the page will start growing bigger and bigger.
3. Google Hacker
Open google.com, Type Google Hacker in the search box and click on I’m feeling Lucky button. How google will look if it was made by a hacker.
4. Annoying Google
Open google.com, Type Annoying Google in the search box and click on I’m feeling Lucky button.
5. Meaning Of Search For Google
Open google.com, Type search in the search box and click on I’m feeling Lucky button.
6. Loneliest Number
Open google.com, Type loneliest number in the search box and click on Search button. Find out which number is the loneliest number according to google.
7. Meaning Of Recursion
Open google.com, Type Recursion in the search box and click on search button. You can notice Did You Mean: Recursion text on top of results and it is recursively linked to the same page.
8. Google Loco
Open google.com, Type Google loco in the search box and click on I’m feeling Lucky button.
9. The number of horns on a unicorn
Open google.com, Type number of horns on a unicorn in the search box and click on search button.
10. Chuck Norris
Open google.com, Type Find Chuck Norris in the search box and click on I’m feeling Lucky button. Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
korunk jgn lupe::‘lol limewire ,dgn http://www.goglogo.com/ due2 best..:)
korunk jgn lupe::‘lol limewire ,dgn http://www.goglogo.com/ due2 best..:)
try la..:)
Tuesday, 16 August 2011
BiLe saYang saYang SaYa Bersuara! :)
assalamualaikum...eLLO to non muslim..:)
huhuhu...entri yang ni xdek pape sgt juz nak masukkan sedikit pengrelease tention aku...sape lagi kalu bukan baby...:) hahaha..babaies is one of my interest..:) sebbab tu aku gatal sangat nak kawen..aku nak baby sebenarnyer...and aku harap baby aku sok comei cam aku....teeeeeeeeeeeeeettt...yang tu perasan! hahaha...ok...first sekali nak masukan pic baby yang ni...x jauh mane la baby nyer..anak2 sedara aku jugak..hihi...ni gambar harith...kakak aku anta ptg tadi...hmmm...sejuk aty aku tengok keajaiban tuhan ni...so miracle...harith da besar...3moth lebey dah...x sabar nak tunggu raya...hmm...nak pegang dia..:)) nah..enjoy...:P
huhuhu...entri yang ni xdek pape sgt juz nak masukkan sedikit pengrelease tention aku...sape lagi kalu bukan baby...:) hahaha..babaies is one of my interest..:) sebbab tu aku gatal sangat nak kawen..aku nak baby sebenarnyer...and aku harap baby aku sok comei cam aku....teeeeeeeeeeeeeettt...yang tu perasan! hahaha...ok...first sekali nak masukan pic baby yang ni...x jauh mane la baby nyer..anak2 sedara aku jugak..hihi...ni gambar harith...kakak aku anta ptg tadi...hmmm...sejuk aty aku tengok keajaiban tuhan ni...so miracle...harith da besar...3moth lebey dah...x sabar nak tunggu raya...hmm...nak pegang dia..:)) nah..enjoy...:P
hahaha...ni la halwa mata aku...kalu aku tengok dia ni sampai skunk aku x paham..kenapa ade org buang baby!them sgguh...ok2...ni aku tambah lg...video sicomot2 aku...hihi
hahaha....da pandai nak bercakap tu! eee...geram
tidur sambil senyum..:)
haaa...ni sekor lagi...my syamil...:)
hahaha...sori gangu...si akakq aku leyh tanyer pasal azlan the typewriter lak time record ni..:)
ok...thanks 4 reading and watching
yang hepi2 saja kayh...
XOXO
lots of lurve from...
Me:)
Monday, 15 August 2011
PRE MENSTRUAL SYNDROME SUCK!
Assalammualaikum...
x jawab dosa..kalu jawab....budak baek!..:)
ermm....berbalik pada tajuk kat atas...yeahh..aku rasa aku sedang mengalami PMS yang sangat bodoh...sakit jiwa weyh nak hadapi PMS ni...masti some of ur guys xtaw hape jadah menatang nama PMS ni kan??hadoiy..PMS ni...nah click SINI. Haaa...yang tu yang detail nyer..kalu x paham kot omputeh aku citer cket la kot melayu..hmmm..pms ni system biological badan x bpe nak molek.seseorang yang mengalami pms ni dia akan sensitif...tention..nak berangin jer..hadoiy! mmg sgt difficult.dan aku adalah salah satu orang yang selalu mengalami kesusahan ni..uhuhuk...kalu dulu lagi teruk...jerawat naik cam harem! haha..tapi pas pki set OXY..alhamdullh..:) mmg terbaik..akhirnya aku da jumpa product yang baik untuk aku..thanks OXY! bukan nak promote..tp OXY mmg terbaek!..lagi hebat dari SKII...hoohoho...o
ok2..bebbalik pada PMS td...aku nak citer ni bukan ape..saje nak share ngan korunk..PMS bagi aku sangat menyesakkan...bukan ape..mOOd aku swing abeh..orang x salah aku marah...kadang rasa nak nagis..pastu ade plak aku nak bergaduh ngan orang..alahai..arini jer..aku gaduh ngan mak pasal lipglose...ape ke bodoh..hisshh...mak lak angin menoupos...aku lak angin PMS...haa..korunk agak2 jadi ape??sian kat mak..berdose nyer rase..hape menda dalam pale hotak aku pon xtaw la...aku ni mmg pattern xleyh ngalah..nak menang jer sokmo..abeh camne??hihi...mak..naty raya aien mintak ampun kay..maap..maap...maap....
selain gaduh ngan mak...aku jugak dah agak borink nak layan hpone..termasuk la msg dari yayang..sori...this biological thing make me suck! geram!!...ni pon nak marah jer..hmm...aku hangin sebab yayang kuat tidow.......... yer...bodoh jer rase...bia la dia nak tidow..dia penat ker..hape ker..x reti nak paham??halooo...bukan aku mintak nak hangin x tentu pasal larh! grrr...so terpakse nak hadapi menda ni...PMS ni sbenarnyer nak suh body aku alert dengan period yang bakal tibe ni..hadoiy...means...x penuh lagi la pose aku taun ni...dem! tapi x baik weyh merungut!! apelah...ni sume fitrah wanita normal cam aku..ko nak merungut pehal...astarfirullahazim! ish2...tu lah...angin wanita ni mmg lain...aku harap sgt2 bakal suami aku sok leyh paham ngn menda ni...kita xleyh nak point tepat ke muke kite sambil kata "body!! u cannot having PMS!" mne bleh! korang paham x??ni bioligical badan?? do or dont korunk tetap dapat!
by the way..haha..korunk jangan ingat perempuan jer mangalami ni sume...actualy lelaki pon ade lorh...haha...name dia IRRITABLE MALE SYNDROM(IMS) hoho...klik cni..:P....hahaha..tu yang aku bace blog org..yang sscientific nyer kat sini...hehehe...kan dah cakap! Allah mencipta lelaki dan wanita itu adil..:) pape pon tunggang terbalik...kita hambaNYa..:) ALLAHUAKBAR!!
Preparation for period!!
x jawab dosa..kalu jawab....budak baek!..:)
ermm....berbalik pada tajuk kat atas...yeahh..aku rasa aku sedang mengalami PMS yang sangat bodoh...sakit jiwa weyh nak hadapi PMS ni...masti some of ur guys xtaw hape jadah menatang nama PMS ni kan??hadoiy..PMS ni...nah click SINI. Haaa...yang tu yang detail nyer..kalu x paham kot omputeh aku citer cket la kot melayu..hmmm..pms ni system biological badan x bpe nak molek.seseorang yang mengalami pms ni dia akan sensitif...tention..nak berangin jer..hadoiy! mmg sgt difficult.dan aku adalah salah satu orang yang selalu mengalami kesusahan ni..uhuhuk...kalu dulu lagi teruk...jerawat naik cam harem! haha..tapi pas pki set OXY..alhamdullh..:) mmg terbaik..akhirnya aku da jumpa product yang baik untuk aku..thanks OXY! bukan nak promote..tp OXY mmg terbaek!..lagi hebat dari SKII...hoohoho...o
ok2..bebbalik pada PMS td...aku nak citer ni bukan ape..saje nak share ngan korunk..PMS bagi aku sangat menyesakkan...bukan ape..mOOd aku swing abeh..orang x salah aku marah...kadang rasa nak nagis..pastu ade plak aku nak bergaduh ngan orang..alahai..arini jer..aku gaduh ngan mak pasal lipglose...ape ke bodoh..hisshh...mak lak angin menoupos...aku lak angin PMS...haa..korunk agak2 jadi ape??sian kat mak..berdose nyer rase..hape menda dalam pale hotak aku pon xtaw la...aku ni mmg pattern xleyh ngalah..nak menang jer sokmo..abeh camne??hihi...mak..naty raya aien mintak ampun kay..maap..maap...maap....
selain gaduh ngan mak...aku jugak dah agak borink nak layan hpone..termasuk la msg dari yayang..sori...this biological thing make me suck! geram!!...ni pon nak marah jer..hmm...aku hangin sebab yayang kuat tidow.......... yer...bodoh jer rase...bia la dia nak tidow..dia penat ker..hape ker..x reti nak paham??halooo...bukan aku mintak nak hangin x tentu pasal larh! grrr...so terpakse nak hadapi menda ni...PMS ni sbenarnyer nak suh body aku alert dengan period yang bakal tibe ni..hadoiy...means...x penuh lagi la pose aku taun ni...dem! tapi x baik weyh merungut!! apelah...ni sume fitrah wanita normal cam aku..ko nak merungut pehal...astarfirullahazim! ish2...tu lah...angin wanita ni mmg lain...aku harap sgt2 bakal suami aku sok leyh paham ngn menda ni...kita xleyh nak point tepat ke muke kite sambil kata "body!! u cannot having PMS!" mne bleh! korang paham x??ni bioligical badan?? do or dont korunk tetap dapat!
by the way..haha..korunk jangan ingat perempuan jer mangalami ni sume...actualy lelaki pon ade lorh...haha...name dia IRRITABLE MALE SYNDROM(IMS) hoho...klik cni..:P....hahaha..tu yang aku bace blog org..yang sscientific nyer kat sini...hehehe...kan dah cakap! Allah mencipta lelaki dan wanita itu adil..:) pape pon tunggang terbalik...kita hambaNYa..:) ALLAHUAKBAR!!
Preparation for period!!
rahsia saya cantek! haha |
my miracle water..:) |
kadang makan..kadang x pon..untuk period pain yang melampau ni la ubatnyer |
stock ni kene banyak..haha |
untuk release sakit... aku suggeet ni..sbb?? click sini |
untuk ketenangan waktu tidow..:) LASTLY! |
Jom Try......:P
eLLoooooOO sume..hahaha...
arini aku nak share something dengan kamu semua..:) hihi...6 trick by PAK GOOGLE...hehehe...best..seriusly best..hahah...maybe bagi sesetengah korang rase da lapu la..ape la..whatevr..:P aku nak share jugak...try this------------------>
2. Cari Chak Noris
6. Google Gravity
Buka website google > taipkan google gravity > Tekan I'm feeling lucky. Apa dah jadi???
Selamat mencuba, menerai dan menetas ye.
arini aku nak share something dengan kamu semua..:) hihi...6 trick by PAK GOOGLE...hehehe...best..seriusly best..hahah...maybe bagi sesetengah korang rase da lapu la..ape la..whatevr..:P aku nak share jugak...try this------------------>
1. Google Sphere
Buka website google > taipkan Google Sphere > Tekan I'm feeling lucky.
Website google jadi macam mana?
2. Cari Chak Noris
Jom cari Chak Noris jumpa tak kat google. Buka website google > taipkan find Chak Noris > Tekan I'm feeling lucky. Jumpa tak? Dia tulis apa semua sekali?:-p
3. Google Terbalik
Buka website google > taipkan elgoog iaitu perkataan terbalik google > Tekan I'm feeling lucky. Jadi macam mana?
4. Google Loco
Buka website google > taipkan google loco > Tekan I'm feeling lucky
Website google buat apa?
5. Google Epic
Buka website google > taipkan google epic > Tekan I'm feeling lucky. Apa yang jadi?6. Google Gravity
Buka website google > taipkan google gravity > Tekan I'm feeling lucky. Apa dah jadi???
Selamat mencuba, menerai dan menetas ye.
Wednesday, 10 August 2011
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Tuesday, 9 August 2011
NAVY = CHEATED
shIT~~ sori to say this entries is shit for NAVY!
salam sume..hahaha...tgk pon da bengkut! pape aku mtk maaf pde navy2 yg kt lua nu! hahaha....aku bkn la anti pd navy2 ni...tp aku ade stry yang membuat kan aku naik benci ngn vay! haha...full of shitty..:).... ok cter dye camni..u olls nk taw...slme aku idop ni dh 4 org navy yang aku knl...most of them mmg kaki kencing..aku bukan la bersikap prejudice ataupon mendiscriminate kn golongan2 tentra... maaf bukan...the truth is aku amat fanatic dgn dunia ketentraan..nak2 kalu tgk abg2 askar sgn bju loreng drg! howt siot..!! hahaha...ape yang aku terkilan segenlintir dari drh tu agak bullshit +fak cket prangai nyer...alahai~ aku nak tyer..ape yang korunk dpt dri menipu??cter kt aku..ape yang korunk dpt wey??hmm....bacck to the topic..aku nk show kt korunk bertapa hina nyer org menipu and camne liciknyer akal org menipu maybe silap aku jgk la kot sbb lurus bin bendul sgt so??? jd daq lurus lg bgus kot dri penipu besar kn?? well...this story begin~~
kes 1
haaa....ni 1st story aku knl navy...hmmm....correction...im confess...1st time aku couple ngn navy..well~~ nme dye apit(bukan nme sbenar) heheh...aku knl pon melalui facebook...for the 1st time aku knl ngn dye sume cam flawless jer...time tu aku agk down dengan mamat name joe fad tu..hehe..so dye byk tlg aku time tu...bg kata2 semangat and what so ever la..hehe..time tu bln puase...dlm tempoh 3 bulan aku knl dye aku terime dye jd couple..so aku xdek la rse syg pon ngn dye...lebey pada nak ttp lubang ksong jer...sori to say la..heheh...ermm...so mkin lme aku try untuk adapt dye...for the 1st time knl dye yes..aku rse dye agk sweet la..and preety amazing sbb jd navy kn.. so for the 1st time dye mms pic dye ngn navy suit..woow..agk impress..hahah... tp sayang..again..aku di curangi da ditipu~~ alahai..sdeyh tol...tp not to sdeyh..hehe..coz aku xdek la syg dye cmne aku syg yayang..its okay..peluang untuk aku bercinta ngn yayang terbukak pas clash...time kasih yer kamu~~ teeeeetttt...hahaha..ok2..reason aku clash...hehe...dye tu bongok..aku da jd gurlfren paling suci korang taw x...aku bagi jer dia berkawan ngn sape...ade aku kesah...tp yanh dia ni sengal~~ dia pegi couple...cheeecch! cmne boleh kantoi weyh?? haaaa...camni...that gurl nme nyer xperlu la aku mention telah menghantar pada aku satu msg...dia tanya ape hubungan aku ngn apit ni(bukan nama sebenar) for the 1st time aku agak terkejut..hehehe..knp lak tyer?? hmmm...then aku jujor jelah kn..:) bgitaw dia balak aku...haha...budak tu da berbelah bagi dh..tbe2 dye ngaku dia adeq angkat safiq plak...so?? perbualan ktrg terhenti disitu..hihi...esoknyer aku tyer si mamat hampeh tu..haha..dia ngaku gilrfren plak dh..haha...mengong..org tu tlg cover..dye bkak lubang plak...dia ckp perempuan tu barang mainan dia jer..dia xdek feeling pon...ciss jer...hmm..so aku dgn rse yang xdek rase aku pon mtk clash! giler korunk..korunk taw dia suh aku bt ape??dia suh aku ngaku yang aku ni bkn gf dia...dia suh aku ngaku aku ni adeq angkat dia kt ppn tu!! hahaha..bengap!..amenda mksdnyer tu??kalu da jnis kaki pumpuan gtu aku nk stay watpe lg..waste!lgpon time tu aku bru msuk uitm..baik aku ushar2 bf kt cne ade gak nikmatnyer..hahah...so aku tunjuk la kt korunk muke apit bukan nme sbenar ni ek..:)
hahaha...sori yer kamu...:P xleyh la nak tunjuk real2..kunk cni cne trase aty..hihi..okeyh2....next story....
salam sume..hahaha...tgk pon da bengkut! pape aku mtk maaf pde navy2 yg kt lua nu! hahaha....aku bkn la anti pd navy2 ni...tp aku ade stry yang membuat kan aku naik benci ngn vay! haha...full of shitty..:).... ok cter dye camni..u olls nk taw...slme aku idop ni dh 4 org navy yang aku knl...most of them mmg kaki kencing..aku bukan la bersikap prejudice ataupon mendiscriminate kn golongan2 tentra... maaf bukan...the truth is aku amat fanatic dgn dunia ketentraan..nak2 kalu tgk abg2 askar sgn bju loreng drg! howt siot..!! hahaha...ape yang aku terkilan segenlintir dari drh tu agak bullshit +fak cket prangai nyer...alahai~ aku nak tyer..ape yang korunk dpt dri menipu??cter kt aku..ape yang korunk dpt wey??hmm....bacck to the topic..aku nk show kt korunk bertapa hina nyer org menipu and camne liciknyer akal org menipu maybe silap aku jgk la kot sbb lurus bin bendul sgt so??? jd daq lurus lg bgus kot dri penipu besar kn?? well...this story begin~~
kes 1
haaa....ni 1st story aku knl navy...hmmm....correction...im confess...1st time aku couple ngn navy..well~~ nme dye apit(bukan nme sbenar) heheh...aku knl pon melalui facebook...for the 1st time aku knl ngn dye sume cam flawless jer...time tu aku agk down dengan mamat name joe fad tu..hehe..so dye byk tlg aku time tu...bg kata2 semangat and what so ever la..hehe..time tu bln puase...dlm tempoh 3 bulan aku knl dye aku terime dye jd couple..so aku xdek la rse syg pon ngn dye...lebey pada nak ttp lubang ksong jer...sori to say la..heheh...ermm...so mkin lme aku try untuk adapt dye...for the 1st time knl dye yes..aku rse dye agk sweet la..and preety amazing sbb jd navy kn.. so for the 1st time dye mms pic dye ngn navy suit..woow..agk impress..hahah... tp sayang..again..aku di curangi da ditipu~~ alahai..sdeyh tol...tp not to sdeyh..hehe..coz aku xdek la syg dye cmne aku syg yayang..its okay..peluang untuk aku bercinta ngn yayang terbukak pas clash...time kasih yer kamu~~ teeeeetttt...hahaha..ok2..reason aku clash...hehe...dye tu bongok..aku da jd gurlfren paling suci korang taw x...aku bagi jer dia berkawan ngn sape...ade aku kesah...tp yanh dia ni sengal~~ dia pegi couple...cheeecch! cmne boleh kantoi weyh?? haaaa...camni...that gurl nme nyer xperlu la aku mention telah menghantar pada aku satu msg...dia tanya ape hubungan aku ngn apit ni(bukan nama sebenar) for the 1st time aku agak terkejut..hehehe..knp lak tyer?? hmmm...then aku jujor jelah kn..:) bgitaw dia balak aku...haha...budak tu da berbelah bagi dh..tbe2 dye ngaku dia adeq angkat safiq plak...so?? perbualan ktrg terhenti disitu..hihi...esoknyer aku tyer si mamat hampeh tu..haha..dia ngaku gilrfren plak dh..haha...mengong..org tu tlg cover..dye bkak lubang plak...dia ckp perempuan tu barang mainan dia jer..dia xdek feeling pon...ciss jer...hmm..so aku dgn rse yang xdek rase aku pon mtk clash! giler korunk..korunk taw dia suh aku bt ape??dia suh aku ngaku yang aku ni bkn gf dia...dia suh aku ngaku aku ni adeq angkat dia kt ppn tu!! hahaha..bengap!..amenda mksdnyer tu??kalu da jnis kaki pumpuan gtu aku nk stay watpe lg..waste!lgpon time tu aku bru msuk uitm..baik aku ushar2 bf kt cne ade gak nikmatnyer..hahah...so aku tunjuk la kt korunk muke apit bukan nme sbenar ni ek..:)
apit bukan name sbenar..:) |
kes 2
ho....cter ni cAM bongonk cket..aku bongoks org ni pon bongonsk..hahaha...kisah ni ktrg xdek couple2..mmg kawan jer...hmmm..aku knl dye kt fb..mostly daQ navy ni aku kenal kt fb..ermm..story dia camni...mase aku tention ngn mamat nama apit kat atas ni aku cam bosan giler ar..so aku layan je sape2 add aku kat fb...aku approve jer..pastu nk jd cerita..si ben(bukan nama sebenar) ni tgur aku kt chat box..aku relax jer layan jer sape2...dia pon friendly semacam lagipon time tu dia in relationship so aku x kisah...for the 1st conversation ngn dia aku da bg num aku...biasa la tgh bengong..kepale aku bukan memikir ape...so aku berkawan agak baik dengan dia...xdek mslah....then nak dijadikan cerita..alahai..dia clash plak dengan gurlfren dia...hmmm da kalu aku pumpuan yang paling rapat ngn dia time tu??wht do you aspect?? dia da mula ayat bunga2 ngn aku..aku ni plak jenis melayan so timbul la plak feeling tu..hmmm niat nak berkawan da jd len macam la..aku time tu x knl bf aku sgt lg...so nak kata aku ade feeling nk berkasih sayang tu xdak la..lebey pada nak berkawan baik...tp dia da start bunge2 ngn aku..alahai...dalam tempoh aku berkawan dengan dia..honestly aku ckp aku suke berkawan ngn dia...sebb dia sangat sempoi...tapi ade menda yang aku sangat x suke...sebab once again aku kena tipu...:( lame weyh aku kawan ngn dia..dia tipu aku..dia cakap dia keje kat workshop jer..dia g lumut tu sebb dia nak amek lesen jentera berat! bullshit! penipu...g**ng! sape x bengang...aku penah mention kat dia yang aku rse dia tu mmg navy...tp dia x ngaku...pastu marah aku kaw2 sbb aku kate dia kaki kencing..! bongok! aku taw la weyh navy camne...ciss...kadang2 kat wall dia aku nampak dia tulis pasl tentera...ayat2 yang dia guna cam PT, DUTY,pastu byk la lagi menda2 yang mencuriga kan...shit again..aku try gak percaya yang dia bukan navy...then for one day...dia terus terang yang dia mmg navy! tention la weh!pehal nak tpu..ape hina sangat ker navy ni??dem! aku mrh dia giler...trus ptus kwn..aku x kire lak tempoh...tp 2 3 ari lepas dia cari aku bali..ok..aku pon da sejuk...dia pon bru2 ni da tunang...mak dia pksa..haha..nasib ko la kan..umor ko da tue kot..hahah..28thn...so..aku da xnk mrh2...aku selesa berkawan dgn dia...so malas da nak pikir psl kencing2...so let it be ar...and aku accept la dia as a fren...not more than that...tlg la jgn ade feeling bile berkawan weyh..penat taw....ni pic nia...:P
Ben(bukan nama sebenar) |
kes 3
ok abeh kes tu..haha..aku dikacow plak oleh sorang mamat ni mmg nth mne jadah asal usul pon aku x taw mnde...dia call aku cakap nak kwn la hape..aku da tention da time tu..nth sape2..aku da cakap da aku xnak kawan...degil cam hantu! 1st call tu da tunjuk cam bijak sgt...citer pasal yahudi la..hindu la..psl solat la...ckp ngn aku cam aku ni bengap cam kura2 sangat la plak..lagi annoying~~ yang ni mmg aku annoying giler sbb dia suke siasat psl aku and mnde yang lagi worst..dia kenal si apit(refer kes satu)....alahai...aku mmg sumpah xnk layan dia sbb annoying...pastu cara cakap la sebijik cam si ben...ayat yang ni.."sedeyh tol la idop ko ni,bunuh diri larh!" hahaa...si ben sokmo ckp mnde ni kt aku..so aku cam weird giler time tu...apsl drg ni sbijik sgt...cre ckp...cre pemikiran....aku igt die buat konspirasi nak ngena kan aku...so dia ckp la ben seperti yang aku igt tu...dia pendeta alam..layan la...hmm..nme dia x silap aku eman(bukan nama sebernar)...aku mula mmg x nk layan dh...tp tbe2 aku dpt stu call...mber pada si eman ni...cerita dia kene barah la..da nak mati la...yang x tahan sambil menagis2 plak tu..bullshit weyh!.....aku yang lurus bendul ni dgr ar...ngn rsse kesian ngn simpati plak tu...bullshit!...lastly about a moth later baru aku taw..kene kencing jer sbb nak kwn ngn aku! aarggghh!! mmg bodo...x mampus pon lagi mamat tu...relax jer lg idop kt lumut nu! haaa! ni gambar nyer.....
eman(bukan nama sebenar) |
kes 4
haha...n tis is my last case...n yang ni paling shitty skali! hahaha....kes navy seterusnyer ni mmg penipu tahap dewa raja!tahap mahadewa raja sultan istana! xtaw nak same kan si kaki penipu ni dengan menda..sebb dalam banyak2 kes penipuan di ats..dia mmg hebaat..hahah..nme dia serizawa(bukan nama sebenar)....cerita dia camni...:) pada satu malam yang aku x berapa nak igt dh...
ade stu no celc yang x bpe aku nk knl msg aku...dia bg salam....aku tyer sape?? pastu dia ask wether dia ley kol aku ke tak...aku kata ok...so aku make a conversation ngn dia...sori yayang..bb jwb phone call yang x dikenali.... hmmm...yang agk mengejutkan..dia mengaku dia lecturer aku! bullshit!~~ banyak mencarut aku arini...yang ni mmg aku agak geram cket la...sbb jht sgt...wht do you aspect weyh??sorag lecturer cal korunk pastu nak knal??something fishie kn??so aku relax d;u..aku dengar sume penipuan2 hebat bin bangang dia...uiihh..korunk x berada kat tempat aku! hahaha...bapak sial nyer..macam2 dia tipu...dlm tempoh tu aku macam caya x caye..aku relax jer dengar ape yang dia tipu...nak taw ape?? jup aku buat senarai::
haaaaa....panas x kalu korunk jadik aku??tp kelakar pon ade..haha...cam bangang...sumpah aku x cyer..haha...aku da rse lain sgt dh dengn sume mnde yang dia citer ni so...aku decide nak siasat taw...ni ni phsco woo..dia taw sume psl aku..aku xtaw la mne dye taw...tp dye ngaku yang dia hack acc fb aku..siot! yang aku xleyh blah dia making story bout my yayang..dem! mmg bulshit!korunk nak taw camne dia leyh kantoi?? haha...camni..aku cam pelik giler la kan...apsl prof dato xdek dalam paper??x kua citer lgsg??pastu lagi satu..kalu btul kaye..ade pgkat watpe cri pppn kg cam aku??aku cam courious sgt2 da..so aku try mintak tlg pak cik google...hahaha..dan akhirnyer..tuhan nak tolong..aku jumpe my space dia! dengan bju ni...
so aku cam penah npk bju ni...sbb aku dgn apit dlu sokmo gak webcam..apit pki bju ni...apit pon ade anta stu pic dgn tis uniform...so..aku relax dlu...relax2...skali!! aku tgk kt my space dia..haha...stu status..::
hoooo! kan da kantoi! haha..aku ape lagi~~ haha...before tht sbenarnyer dia da pon tersilap send msg kt aku...dia x psl2 citer psl koperal n pegawai dlm msg tu..aku tyer kenapa..dia jwb..die create ayat tu utk kwn dia sbb nak suh aweq mber dia risow??bodoh x reason nyer??hahaha~~
so aku truskn pencari...aku letak nme si serizawa ni depan dia prof dato...mne ade weyh! x jmpe...so aku call kawan aku ezuan...sori yayang...bb bkn xnk cter kt yyg...mber bb kate yyg risow nty..bb xnk...sori...ezuan mber aku dri uitm puncak ala...dia ckp sume tu dusta..aku taw mmg penipuan pon..just nak org agreed ngn aku...so dia ckp kalu btul la mamat ni prof dato..gempar la malaysia wey..mne ade lagi dalam malaysia prof dato umo 24th weyh! shittt...hahaha...so aku trus mencari....skali aku jmp gmbr2 yang mmg terbukti trus psl penipu ni! damn! ni gambar aku bg korunk tgk k!
ade stu no celc yang x bpe aku nk knl msg aku...dia bg salam....aku tyer sape?? pastu dia ask wether dia ley kol aku ke tak...aku kata ok...so aku make a conversation ngn dia...sori yayang..bb jwb phone call yang x dikenali.... hmmm...yang agk mengejutkan..dia mengaku dia lecturer aku! bullshit!~~ banyak mencarut aku arini...yang ni mmg aku agak geram cket la...sbb jht sgt...wht do you aspect weyh??sorag lecturer cal korunk pastu nak knal??something fishie kn??so aku relax d;u..aku dengar sume penipuan2 hebat bin bangang dia...uiihh..korunk x berada kat tempat aku! hahaha...bapak sial nyer..macam2 dia tipu...dlm tempoh tu aku macam caya x caye..aku relax jer dengar ape yang dia tipu...nak taw ape?? jup aku buat senarai::
- Dia lecturer uitm shah alam paling mude umur 24thn...yang mengajar cos eletronic engineering! hahah..fcuk dia...aku siasat xdek pon cos tu...kalu eletric engineering ade lah..bangang!
- Dia dapat 6A1 2B3 dan telah dihantar ke Australia untuk buat Diploma dan yang impress nyer dia dapat full 4flet dalam tempoh dia buat diploma! hahaha...bodooooooo!!
- satu batch dengan Nuramalina yang dapat straight 17A1 2...haha
- dihantar jer osaka Japan untuk further degree+ master...haha...dan habis master dengan cgpa 3.98! mmg gampang dia ni!
- mendapat anugerah Prof di UK...selepas menjawab exam 4 soalan yang sangat susah katanyer..hahah
- balik ke malaysia kerana dipanggil mengadap oleh sultan selangor untuk mendapat pangkat dato atas kebijaksanaan...dan telah diberi RM500k dan sebuah banglo di sabah sebagai saguhati! hahahaha
- menetap kat damansara dengan mak dia dalam umah banglo 3 tingkat! hahaha
- dalam bilik dia 4 pc,satu laptop dan satu ipad serta 2 bjik aircorn sbb takut processor n moderm dia panas! haha..aku tanyer kenapa banyak sgt??sebb nyer nak simpan maklumat..haha...dia cakap kt jepun dlu dia blja cam tu...dia nk ajar student dia pon blaja cmtu
- dia da langsaikn pinjaman ptptn dia sebanyak RM90k
- gaji dia kt uitm RM14k.. dan ade student yang tergila2 kn dia...termasuk org jepun nu! buduh!
- dia penah join pertandingn invention international dan dapat tempat kedua kat China
- dia sedang cipta stu invention untuk kerajaan malaysia
- kerajaan suh dia pergi ker sekolah rembau negeri sembilan untuk jadik timbalan pengetua
- dia dapat num aku dari lecturer aku! bodoh...xkn la lecturer aku nak bg!hahaha
- dia bawak subaru and dia berkawan baik ngn lisa surihani! yang ni aku xleyh blah! hahaha...sebab dia cakap dia berbuka puase dengan lisa weyh! bongookksssss..... siap ckp nak bwk aku jmpe lisa lg! hahah..dia cakap lisa minat kt dia..selalu kol dye tyer kesihatan dia..hahah
- selalu masuk tv!
haaaaa....panas x kalu korunk jadik aku??tp kelakar pon ade..haha...cam bangang...sumpah aku x cyer..haha...aku da rse lain sgt dh dengn sume mnde yang dia citer ni so...aku decide nak siasat taw...ni ni phsco woo..dia taw sume psl aku..aku xtaw la mne dye taw...tp dye ngaku yang dia hack acc fb aku..siot! yang aku xleyh blah dia making story bout my yayang..dem! mmg bulshit!korunk nak taw camne dia leyh kantoi?? haha...camni..aku cam pelik giler la kan...apsl prof dato xdek dalam paper??x kua citer lgsg??pastu lagi satu..kalu btul kaye..ade pgkat watpe cri pppn kg cam aku??aku cam courious sgt2 da..so aku try mintak tlg pak cik google...hahaha..dan akhirnyer..tuhan nak tolong..aku jumpe my space dia! dengan bju ni...
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so aku truskn pencari...aku letak nme si serizawa ni depan dia prof dato...mne ade weyh! x jmpe...so aku call kawan aku ezuan...sori yayang...bb bkn xnk cter kt yyg...mber bb kate yyg risow nty..bb xnk...sori...ezuan mber aku dri uitm puncak ala...dia ckp sume tu dusta..aku taw mmg penipuan pon..just nak org agreed ngn aku...so dia ckp kalu btul la mamat ni prof dato..gempar la malaysia wey..mne ade lagi dalam malaysia prof dato umo 24th weyh! shittt...hahaha...so aku trus mencari....skali aku jmp gmbr2 yang mmg terbukti trus psl penipu ni! damn! ni gambar aku bg korunk tgk k!
keje kilang ker ni?? |
terang2 tulih TLDM |
ni dia ckp dia g kazastan jd wakil malaysia?? |
kuang! kuang...aku marah sgt! hahaha |
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